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IE6 pronounced dead at the scene, “mourners” flood in to join the festivities…
Feb 24th
Hors D'ouvres will be served near the IE6 dartboard?
IE6 will be barely missed by us here at AskTheAdmin. We’ve had bad times, and we’ve had worse times with our old frienemy Internet Explorer 6. Rest in pieces you old coot.
Commodore 64 (the one you used to play Bruce Lee on) ,8,1
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AtA’s Funny Comic Moment
Feb 15th
I think that also means "Kanji" in Jersey Shore-speak
Very, very funny.
-enjoy
Commodore64 (the one you used to play Bruce Lee on) ,8,1
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Commodore 64’s Funny Comic of the Month
Aug 1st
Seriously funny comic, courtesy http://www.jeffpalm.com
-enjoy
C64 ,8,1
The 12 Admin Days of Christmas
Dec 19th
Last year I tried my hand at Christmas parody by writing An Admin’s Night Before Christmas. It was all festive and what not, and did spread some Christmas joy, but honestly it wasn’t my best work.
This year, I decided a much easier Christmas Carol to parody, The 12 Days of Christmas!
With the help of Mark Sexton, one of my company’s Senior Systems Administrators, I have come up with this year’s Sysadmin driven Christmas Carol, the 12 Admin Days of Christmas!
Enjoy!
An EMC Clariion SAN
On the second adminChristmas my supervisor gave to me
2 Fibre Switches
and an EMC Clariion SAN
On the third admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the fourth admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the fifth admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
5 Hard Drive Shelves!
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the sixth admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
6 9’s of uptime
5 Hard Drive Shelves!
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the seventh admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
7 storage admins
6 9’s of uptime
5 Hard Drive Shelves!
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the eighth admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
8 HBA’s
7 storage admins
6 9’s of uptime
5 Hard Drive Shelves!
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the ninth admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
9 fibre channel cables
8 HBA’s
7 storage admins
6 9’s of uptime
5 Hard Drive Shelves!
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the tenth admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
10 Thousand RPM Drives
9 fibre channel cables
8 HBA’s
7 storage admins
6 9’s of uptime
5 Hard Drive Shelves!
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the eleventh admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
11 LUNs Provisioned
10 Thousand RPM Drives
9 fibre channel cables
8 HBA’s
7 storage admins
6 9’s of uptime
5 Hard Drive Shelves!
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
On the twelfth admin Christmas my supervisor gave to me
12 Terabytes
11 LUNs Provisioned
10 Thousand RPM Drives
9 fibre channel cables
8 HBA’s
7 storage admins
6 9’s of uptime
5 Hard Drive Shelves!
4 Storage processors
3 Phase power
2 Fibre Switches
We at aTa wish all of you a very Merry Christmas (Or what ever Holiday you celebrate) and a very happy New Year!
Please forward this to all of your friends and help me spread some Sysadmin Christmas love!
By El Di Pablo of www.Bauer-Power.net
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