You may have read this before as it was originally posted on the daily wtf around 2007 but, I HAD to share it with you as we had a similar situation around my office recently. Read through and prepare yourself for a laugh young admin!…

The early 90s were exciting. Tim Berners-Lee invented HTML and created the first of the many internets we have today. A bunch of dancing dudes in foil costumes built the first Pentium processor. And who can forget Eritrea gaining independence from Ethiopia? Well, I could, but I wasn’t following Ethiopian politics so much those days.

At the time, Chilton W. was working at a company that provided software that auto insurance companies used to keep track of users, policies, cars, etc. Things were going great, too. They had sold their software to one third of all auto insurance providers in the U.S.

The architecture consisted of a main system (which they owned) at each insurance provider’s location, physically linked to other systems on a local network. This didn’t work under the typical client/server model, though, it was a daisy-chained, peer-to-peer setup.

Often just one computer on the network could connect to the internet via dialup, so troubleshooting was a matter of dialing into the main system, checking for problems, then walking a user through the steps of testing each networked computer. It was usually the low man on the totem pole at the client’s site that would get tied up for a few hours, changing configuration settings and testing. It was a tremendously tedious process, and the answer was generally either a bad cable, bad software install, or a dead hard drive.

Chilton saw an opportunity to simplify the process by deploying a remote diagnostics application. Deployment was, in fact, pretty easy — a batch file could upload the utility to the insurance provider’s main system, then someone there could copy the utility to a floppy and manually get it out across all the other systems. Chilton still didn’t like that he’d have to explain to each user how to copy the utility, though, so he added the ability for the utility to replicate itself across the network.