Caffeinated soap? Are you serious?
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Hey there??? Hi!!!??
How’s it going?????
Nothings wrong! Why do you ask????
Oh no. We always shake lIkE thAt!
DoEsN’t EveRyOnE???
Alright we got the pleasantries out of the way now – Holy crap it has happened. This is something straight out of Futurama. (Sorry for the re-run!)
That’s right you shower and lather up this “Shower Shock” and get a heaping dose of caffeine.
Just don’t stay in there for hours and come out shaking. Unless of course you are into that kind of thing. Don’t worry we don’t judge…
Aw who are we kidding – of course we judge and snicker.
Check out this item from our favorite online shop ThinkGeek – Starting at $7 a bar. It’s cheaper than Starbucks – Kind of…
Mornings Have Never Been So Invigorating!
- Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew?
- Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick?
- Know any programmers who don’t regularly bathe and need some special motivation?
Introducing Shower Shock, the original and world’s first caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek. When you think about it, ShowerShock is the ultimate clean buzz.
It Works! Featured On…
- TechTV
- NBC
- MSNBC
- CNN
- Good Morning America
- Washington Post
- Ripley’s Believe It Or Not
- Your Bathroom!
Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. So it’s a gently invigorating soap ;) Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we’re not kidding and no you don’t eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin. For maximum effect, ThinkGeek recommends that you build up a good Shower Shock lather across your entire body before rinsing!
Have smelly co-workers that sleep in too much? Give them the gift of Shower Shock… Plus AtA gets a few pennies on the dollar for your purchase via any of these links! Help us help you by buying us a new server and getting some stuff in the process… Who doesn’t need stuff!
Or for that smelly geek you can’t bring yourself to get any where near even when you need their help!
_TheShakEyAdmiN_ sEnD MorE samPlEs PlEaSe :)
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about 4 years ago
this will make a great gift for hubby. he is a programmer.
about 4 years ago
this will make a great gift for hubby. he is a programmer.
about 4 years ago
I think im going to try this stuff
about 4 years ago
I think im going to try this stuff
about 3 years ago
Next up….Hot Tub filled with mocha java….you can drink your way out of the tub. But will you will you really want to knowing your butt was in your coffee? hahaha
about 3 years ago
OMG! I saw this on suexchange and just had to click on it, lol. What a product! Hmmm, the caffeine fix without the bad coffee breath, nice benefit. Do they happen to have different scents? I love your first few lines of "conversation", made me smile as I know some people who go thru life just like that. LOL As soon I figure out how to do a trackback, I'll post a reference to my blog as well. TY!